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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.