What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table