What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table