What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table