What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Disabled.

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My eyes! My eyes!

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.