What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table