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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Snooker Table Jokes More Snooker Table Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.