What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!