What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!