What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.