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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.