What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!