Fine Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.