What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.