What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Daddy.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.