He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
It stole the show!
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
You stop feeding it.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
February 14th.
A $20 bill
Because it was stationary.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW
Only 12. One for every month.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Boris' Karl loft.
The Tie of the Igor.
One with a cemetery plot.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
