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Frankenstein Monster Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.