What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.