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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!