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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.