What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.