She's the one on her bike.
It's a fish.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
There is correction fluid on screen.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
