Attire.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
He didn't want no scrubs
Because it saw the salad dressing
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.