What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire