A tire.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
Attire
Attire.
