What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Attire.*

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A tire

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A tire!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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Attire...!!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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