What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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A tyre (attire)

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Because its two tyred

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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It is the one with the kickstand.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire