What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.