What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!