What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack