What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.