Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM