Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!