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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.