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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)