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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.