Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!