March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Previous Random Joke Next

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.