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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.