What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!