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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.