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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)