Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.