Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.