Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.