What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo