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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.