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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Crown Jokes More Crown Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King