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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King