What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor