What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!