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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts