What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye