What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...