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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)