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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!