What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)