What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.