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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.