What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)