What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.