What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.