What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.