What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Eye Deer Jokes More Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke