What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller