What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu