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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.