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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!