What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.