What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH