What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer