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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)