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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder