What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer