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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer