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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer