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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.