What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.