What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.