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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer