What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.