How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop