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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.