How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible