What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..