What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.