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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.