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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Hole Business Jokes More Hole Business Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.