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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!