What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.