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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."