What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle