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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.