What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!