What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.