What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.