What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Sorry guys, moustache!

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You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Re-morse code

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.