What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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He was snowden

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There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Got to glow now!

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.