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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!