Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash