Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!