Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!