Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Morse Toad Jokes More Morse Toad Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!