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Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Morse Toad Jokes More Morse Toad Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad!

Morse Code Jokes More Morse Code Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Underscore Jokes More Underscore Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year