Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose