Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Dot Jokes More Dot Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!