Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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A bird that talks in morse code!

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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Remorse code

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!