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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.