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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How do telegraph operators apologize?

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

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