Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history