Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion