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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history