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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion