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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Who characters?

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Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history