Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Princess Peach Jokes More Princess Peach Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history