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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.