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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Who was left?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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