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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Who was left?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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