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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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I Love Pizza & You

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What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?

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How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

Who was left?

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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What does disappointment feel like?

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Birthday State of Mind

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What are some of the best comments on threads?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.