What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls