What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant