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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What triggers feminists?

Genders