Gender Jokes

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Bender Jokes More Bender Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Law Student Jokes More Law Student Jokes

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Stray Cat Jokes More Stray Cat Jokes

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.