Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

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Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Futurama Jokes More Futurama Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Transportation Jokes More Transportation Jokes

What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.