Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
Carefully
Gender rolls
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
Look ma, no hands!
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
A mode of transportation.
A waggin'
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
He got the cold shoulder.
Inflation
A Boosted Animal
A French press
Baristas
Because they can't even.
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
