Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!