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Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Love

Love

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.