Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit