Stray Cat Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin