Yard Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What meds are you on?

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl