4 if you have a dog.
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Shoot him again.
Because they take a fence to that.
The
Put it in the back yard.
A fence.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
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Put him in your back yard.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Hang one in the front!
I reckon that fence is around a yard.
The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.
The second hand shop.
It died.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Because he never really was on your side.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It lost its contacts.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both came in a little behind.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Ford was my best friend.
