How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.