How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated