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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.