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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.