Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
9/11.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Oh, gosh!
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.