April Sale - 20% Off

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Previous Random Joke Next
911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.