Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
They were both caused by a message from god.
Because 9/11.
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
9" 11