What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.