What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

9 11 Jokes More 9 11 Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.