What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated