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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...