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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.