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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.