Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers