Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.