Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers