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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers