Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.