Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...