Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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My toe sis!

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