Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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They are always kept on their toes.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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It was charged with a salt.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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