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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.