How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.