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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.