How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.