What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop