What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop