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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Lumber Jack Jokes More Lumber Jack Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Porkchop Jokes More Porkchop Jokes

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop