Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop

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Well you call him porkchop

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks