Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop

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Well you call him porkchop

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!