Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What country is the most fragile?

China!

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Porkchop Jokes More Porkchop Jokes

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon