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Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Porkchop Jokes More Porkchop Jokes

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.