Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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To trip ants.

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Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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Disgruntled

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It wood rock.

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He had to get a new goat!

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What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a karate chopping pig?

Porkchop