Lumber Jack Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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Wave.

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Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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I may be a two but your an eight..

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Well you call him porkchop

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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