What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.