What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.