What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.