What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.