What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.