What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!