Pollution.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because the servers are always steaming hot
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland