Because he khan.
Chop sticks!
Made in China.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Censo-red.
They outsauced it.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Because their weapons were made in China
China!
Because they recognise Ty won
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
They're both pieces of China.
In the Pupils republic of China
Peter Wok
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
They need clean air.
Maid in China.
Taiwan
An IPhone.
According to her it's Mao.
The Desolation of Smog.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
A Chinese take away!
Be born in China.
Pollution.
Yes he was.
Licorice
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Chairman Miaow!
Euthanasia.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Because he was Legolas.
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
You have to hollow out the head.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo
Well you call him porkchop
