Won ton
Because he khan.
Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Chop sticks!
Made in China.
Farm gold in China.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
Ayy lMao
The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
The Rice-child was born.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
That would be wong on so many levels!
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Just China be funny.
Censo-red.
The spelling.
They outsauced it.
Because they hate Tibet.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Because their weapons were made in China
Because everyone had equal rice.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
China!
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because they recognise Ty won
Wonton-amo Bay
A Tibetan monk on fire.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
China get something done.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
They're both pieces of China.
In the Pupils republic of China
Peter Wok
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
They need clean air.
Maid in China.
Taiwan
Tu Can Chu
An IPhone.
According to her it's Mao.
The Desolation of Smog.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
False. How Long is a man from China.
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
A Chinese take away!
Cha Ching
Be born in China.
Caucasian
Pollution.
He says "wong"
Yes he was.
Have you heard of stray chickens
Licorice
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
Ping pong.
Ben Ching.
Chairman Miaow!
Because they can turtle you.
Euthanasia.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Full course dinner
An ark-itect!
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
A motor pike!
A salt rifle.
A bow.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
A conductor.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Her navel.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
