Just China be funny.
Drones can't tell either
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Mi Hao.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Because they hate Tibet.
To get laid.
Press pray.
