Just China be funny.
The taste.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
Because they like being amoosed!
A Wok in the Park
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
A Tibetan monk on fire.
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
