Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.