Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty