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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.