How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.