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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Because he needed a poo.

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You, knead me.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.