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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.