How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

How can you even see with those?

You're fired.

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.