How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.