How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo