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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?