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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Paracetamol Jokes More Paracetamol Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.